I dialed in a slickwater stage, then at 2.2 bbl/min through 2–7/8 in. coiled tubing the math swore we were turbulent, but the pressure trace and shear said the FR dose turned it into a lazy carpet ride. Meanwhile 40/70 acted like it needed a chaperone at the perfs while 100 mesh barged through — what’s your best proppant diva moment?